#oh aperature also started grabbing people off the street for testing after that

[apotelesmaa]

Glados’s idea of scientific testing makes a lot more sense when you remember that Cave Johnson’s idea of scientific testing was just straight up causing people severe bodily harm or killing them through dumb shit like

- injecting people with praying mantis DNA, leading to them mutating into “an army of mantis men”

- using a test group with the repulsion gel, where the gel was replaced with paint, leading to someone breaking every bone in their legs

- using the repulsion gel in testing when it “does not like the human skeleton” and pumped “experimental genes” into people to attempt to cure tumors

- making sure people had tumors to be cured by presumably putting out a highly radioactive folding chairs in the lobby

- putting fluorescent calcium in the coffee that could “vitrify your frontal lobe” and giving it to test subjects

- putting tiny microchips in peoples skulls that were capable of reaching 500 degrees

- disassembling people

- turning peoples blood into gasoline and, on a separate occasion, peanut water